27 de Junho de 2007

EU DEIXO OU LEVO?

Arquivado sob: Sem Categoria — Paul @ 02:40

“Diz a história que Rui Barbosa, ao chegar em casa, ouviu um barulho estranho vindo do seu quintal. Chegando lá constatou haver um ladrão tentando levar seus patos de criação.
Aproximou-se vagarosamente do indivíduo e, surpreendendo-o ao tentar pular o muro com seus amados patos, disse-lhe:

- Oh, bucéfalo anácrono! Não o interpelo pelo valor intrínseco dos bípedes palmípedes, mas sim pelo ato vil e sorrateiro de profanares o recôndito da minha habitação, levando meus ovíparos à sorrelfa e à socapa…
Se fazes isso por necessidade, transijo; mas se é para zombares da minha elevada prosopopéia de cidadão digno e honrado, dar-te-ei com minha bengala fosfórica bem no alto da tua sinagoga e o farei com tal ímpeto que te reduzirei à quinqüagésima potência que o vulgo denomina nada!
E o ladrão, confuso, diz:

- Certo, doutor. Mas eu levo ou deixo os patos?”

24 de Junho de 2007

Web 2.0 Backpack: Web Apps for Students

Arquivado sob: Produto, Tecnologia, Software Legal, Dicas, web 2.0 — Paul @ 21:54
fonte: Read/Write Web
Written by Josh Catone / June 22, 2007 / 33 comments

Earlier today, Richard took a look at the state of e-learning 2.0, which got me to thinking about how school might be different if I were in college today because of the influx of new Web 2.0 apps aimed and students. I went to a school that utilized a Virtual Learning Environment called WebCT (since absorbed by the Blackboard

company), and it really wasn’t very fun to use. Note taking meant writing on paper, study groups meant face-to-face meetings, and if you were struggling through Shakespeare, your best bet was to turn to the library, not the Internet.

When I was in college most of the tools in this round up didn’t exist. It was truly the dark ages of education! Well, okay, it was a just a few years ago, but just in this decade, and especially in the last few years, a handful of tools to make school life easier have appeared. What follows is the set of web tools I would put in my backpack were I headed back to school tomorrow.

Office Replacements

There’s no software package I used more in college (or today, for that matter) than Microsoft Office. But who wants to plunk down $150 on office software? You’re in college, after all, and I’m sure you can think of better uses for your cash. 5 years ago the alternative was Sun’s OpenOffice.org suite, Corel’s Wordperfect (still not free), or a handful of even less developed offline tools. But now there are a large number of impressive web apps that can handle your academic needs. The cream of the crop are below.

  • Google Docs & Spreadsheets - One of the more developed online office tools, Google only offers a word processor and spreadsheet, though there have long been rumors of a presentation tool (and recent acquisitions by the company would suggest that they are likely true).
  • Zoho Office Suite - Zoho is one of the most complete online office suites, offering more tools than you’ll even find in Microsoft Office’s student and teacher version.
  • gOFFICE - No frills gOFFICE has a very familiar look and feel.
  • ThinkFree - ThinkFree can replace Word, Excel, and Powerpoint with its suite of online apps, and they offer downloadable versions of their software as well.
  • EditGrid - EditGrid only does spreadsheets, but does them very well.

Notetaking

More and more students are bringing laptops to class. Owning a laptop is a requirement for all first-year undergraduates at the University of Denver, for example. The proliferation of portable computers means that note taking doesn’t have to happen with a pad and pen. The following web apps will help you take and organize your notes.

Mind Mapping

Now you have your notes, you need to put them together. The following mind mapping/flow charting tools will help you get your thoughts in order so you can go from raw notes to polished dissertation.

Studying

So you’ve got your notes, and you have them all mapped out and organized, but you still need to fill in some blanks. There are a number of online study aids that exist to help you find the answers you need.

  • Wikipedia - Wikipedia should probably never be used for serious academic research, but it is a great “jumping off point.” I often use Wikipedia to get quick background info on unfamiliar subjects and point me in the right direction for more in depth study.
  • Yahoo! Answers - When searching the web fails, someone on Yahoo! Answers may be able to show you were to find the information you’re after.
  • AnswerU - AnswerU is like Yahoo! Answers for college, sadly not the most academic of sites, but you could certainly try your luck.
  • SparkNotes - SparkNotes are (mostly) free, online CliffsNotes for a large number of books. They also do test prep, mathematics, science and a number of other subjects. Of course they can’t really substitute for actually reading a book, but they can help you if you’re having trouble figuring out Emily Bronte. (And it turns out that many CliffsNotes are now online for free as well!)
  • Google News - Google News, especially with their new archive search, can be an invaluable research tool if you’re researching a recent historical or current event.
  • College-Cram.com - Free online study guides for science, math, language, and business topics.
  • Tutorlinker.com - When all else fails, hire a tutor.

Bookmarking

With all that online studying you need a way to keep track of what you’ve read. Online bookmarking tools are a great way to do just that.

Collaboration

Why study alone when you can get help from a friend? There is power in numbers.

  • Facebook - The quintessential college network can be used for more than just planning parties and dating. Facebook can be used to keep in touch with classmates, share and discuss notes, and create study groups.
  • Stikipad - A collaborative wiki service that you can use to keep track of group notes on a project.
  • Backpack - All your notes, lists, and ideas in one shared space.

Calendars

Juggling your class schedule, extra cirricular activities, study time, and social life can be a challenge. The calendar apps below might help.

Calculations

What college arsenal would be complete with out a calculator?

Other Tools

  • EasyBib - A tool to take the pain out creating a bibliography.
  • OttoBib - Enter the ISBN of a book, and automatically have your bibliography entry created in MLA, APA, Chicago, BibTeX, or Wikipedia style.
  • Zotero - A Firefox extension that lets you “collect, manage, and cite your research sources” from within your web browser.
  • Google - Google really is the killer research app. You can do simple math, currency conversion, get answers to questions (like “what’s the population of albania?” — it’s 3.6 million), search the text of books, look at satellite maps of the place your studying, and of course, search the web. Just check out all the stuff it does. (And all the stuff it might do in the future.)

Conclusion

While I don’t think there’s really a substitute for face-to-face learning, the online classroom continues to evolve in amazing ways. Students today have a host of web apps at their finger tips that can truly facilitate a better learning environment.

Ensino a distância chega aos celulares

Arquivado sob: Bobagem, Projeto, Dicas, web 2.0 — Paul @ 21:52

fonte: Paraná On-Line

Horus Comunicação [21/06/2007]

A novidade chama-se Mobile Learning e já pode ser utilizada por empresas que precisam treinar profissionais que passam o dia longe do computador. O ensino a distância chega aos celulares. Nos chamados smartphones as pessoas poderão, a partir de agora, receber treinamento através de cursos elaborados especialmente para serem utilizados nesse tipo de equipamento.

A Ciatech (www.ciatech.com.br), maior empresa provedora de soluções para e-learning, já está oferecendo esse formato a seus clientes, disponibilizando não apenas a elaboração do conteúdo, como também os recursos tecnológicos necessários para a execução dos cursos através da telefonia móvel.

Segundo Alex Augusto, CEO da Ciatech, a empresa já tem pronta para oferecer aos seus clientes as soluções do Mobile Learning, nome adotado para esse formato de treinamento. “Os cursos oferecidos através do Mobile Learning estão integrados com a plataforma LMS ATENA - ferramenta tecnológica encarregada de automatizar e gerenciar os eventos de treinamento a distância e que distribui e permite o acesso às informações - ou seja, independente do usuário realizar o curso no computador ou através do celular, a gestão é exatamente a mesma”.

De acordo com o dirigente da Ciatech, os cursos são desenvolvidos de forma adequada às restrições técnicas (versão do flash mobile) e instrucionais no tocante ao tamanho da tela dos smartphones. Mesmo assim, eles são totalmente interativos, com personagens, metáforas, testes, enquetes e todos os recursos pedagógicos e tecnológicos utilizados no e-learning tradicional.

A novidade deverá ser muito útil principalmente para as empresas que precisam treinar muita gente ao mesmo tempo, incluindo àquelas pessoas que nem sempre estão diante de um computador. “Trata-se de um modelo de treinamento muito eficaz para equipes de vendas que constantemente estão em campo, em deslocamento e que normalmente não estão à frente de um computador o dia todo. Além disso, trata-se de um alinhamento com a tendência cada vez maior de convergência, ou seja, num único equipamento o usuário poderá falar, acessar seus e-mails, despachar assuntos com o escritório e agora, a partir desta nova tecnologia, receber treinamento, atualização e capacitação”, enfatiza Augusto.

Para as operadoras de telefonia móvel, que irão oferecer o Mobile Learning e já têm serviços específicos para atender empresas, este será um novo filão. No novo formato, os clientes estarão conectados em tempo integral à internet e pagarão apenas pela quantidade de arquivos transferidos, incluindo todos os benefícios disponíveis, além das simples operações de efetuar e receber chamadas telefônicas.

Mais Informações: www.ciatech.com.br

Streamlined alternatives to Microsoft Word

Arquivado sob: Sem Categoria — Paul @ 21:00
 
 

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Word Processor: Streamlined alternatives to Microsoft Word

via Lifehacker by Wendy Boswell on Jun 23, 2007


Workplace productivity blog Web Worker Daily has written up a list of their picks for the top ten streamlined alternatives to Microsoft Word - and they’re all free.

There are a lot of really great picks on this list - Google Docs, Zoho, AbiWord, and more. When all you need is something that will help you write content without a lot of extra unnecessary features, this is definitely a good place to look. What’s your favorite alternative to MS Word? Let’s hear it in the comments.

10 Free Minimalist Word Processors for Greater Productivity [Web Worker Daily]


 
 

Things you can do from here:

 
 

Remove water stains from wood with a dry iron

Arquivado sob: Sem Categoria — Paul @ 21:00
 
 

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MacGyver Tip: Remove water stains from wood with a dry iron

via Lifehacker by Wendy Boswell on Jun 24, 2007



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Do you have water stains on wood that you are trying vainly to get rid of? Lifehack.org has a quick tip on how to remove these:

Place a cotton cloth directly over the stain and with a dry iron (NO STEAM!) press down for several seconds on the cloth. Remove and check the stain. Keep doing until the watermarks are completely gone. It could take a minute or two to get the stain out completely.

I wonder if this would work for wood floors as well? It’s worth a try, anyway!


 
 
 
 

23 de Junho de 2007

Advogado doidão peticionando

Arquivado sob: Catarse, Bobagem, Notícia, Direito — Paul @ 12:17

E por falar em pessoas e policiais fazendo merda qdo usam maconha, uma dica aos nobres advogados:
Se beber, não peticione. A “peça processual” abaixo é um achado… O advogado começa a petiçãio chamando a juíza de “cu de cachorro”. Tirando os terríveis erros de portugues, é uma leitura interessante.

Taí a tosquice.

Maconheiros doidões chamando a polícia - 2

Arquivado sob: Sem Categoria — Paul @ 11:58

Um Oficial de Polícia “subtraiu” um pote de “bolachinhas de maconha” da delegacia e levou para casa para fazer um lanchinho com sua mulher. Depois de algum tempo o sujeito liga, doidão, para o distrito e diz que acha que está morrendo pois “…o tempo está passando muito devagar…”

Maconheiros doidões chamando a polícia - 1

Arquivado sob: Bobagem, Informação Inútil, Curiosidades — Paul @ 11:41

A figura abaixo se ferrou ao ir pedir informações para um policial, doidão, com um cigarro de maconha atrás da orelha… Sem comentários.
Dica do Alexandre Pesserl (valeu Ale)

fonte: The Sun Sentinel

Man with marijuana cigar behind ear asks Port St. Lucie cop for directions

By WILL GREENLEE
TCPalm.com
Posted June 21 2007, 11:26 AM EDT

PORT ST. LUCIE – Maurice Stuckey made a critical error Wednesday when he asked Officer Matt Wood for directions but forgot to remove the marijuana “blunt” tucked behind his left ear.

Stuckey, 20, of Dolton, Ill., reportedly asked Wood, a former narcotics investigator, for directions about 3:30 p.m. at a convenience store in the 1600 block of Northwest St. Lucie West Boulevard, according to a Port St. Lucie Police report obtained Thursday.

LocalLinks
Wood and another officer, who were on foot patrol at the time, were at the store when they saw a red, two-door Chrysler park and Stuckey get out of the vehicle.

Wood noticed the blunt, a cigar that’s been hollowed out and repacked with marijuana, when Stuckey asked for directions.

Stuckey admitted that the blunt contained marijuana. Investigators also found a baggie with about 5 grams of marijuana inside the Chrysler.

Stuckey faces a misdemeanor charge of possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and was taken to jail.

Nossa elite governante…

Arquivado sob: Catarse, Bobagem — Paul @ 01:07

Bem, se a afirmativa de que o país se reflete por seus representantes é verdadeira, fodeu….

O Presidente

O Ministro da Cultura

Presidente do Senado

Deputados Federais (dançando na vexatória absolvição do mensalão)

Vereador…

21 de Junho de 2007

Leila “Lelé da Cuca” Lopes

Arquivado sob: Bobagem, Curiosidades, Vídeos — Paul @ 10:02

Subtraído do Saiu Gosminha

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